Cheyanimal
An individual born and raised in the town of Cheyenne, WY. Their lineage can be traced back to the Green Door, a local strip club/dive bar that served as home to a legendary one-legged stripper who is thought to be the matriarch of the town’s native population. Common attributes of the Cheyanimal are: low intelligence, poor work ethic and a complete lack of driving ability, all of which have carved the great town of Cheyenne into the paradise it is known as today.
Holy shit, that Cheyanimal just took three laps through the roundabout.