Chia Chit
Wicked bowel movements resulting from accidently eating some Chia Pet seed goo.
Dale: I Just completed a Chia pet. Now I have a chia hand, chia sink, chia drain, chia tile, chia, chia, chia. Im in CHIA HELL! Oh damn, I think I ate some.
Roger: Dude, you're going get the Chia Chits!
Roger: Dude, you're going get the Chia Chits!