chicken-bearding
Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.
Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.
DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD
THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.
MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.
DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD
THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.
MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.