Chicken Blumpkin
The act of receiving oral sex, while pinchin a loaf (blumpkin), and additionally eating chicken wings over her head.
"Shadynasty get dat ass in here! I just got some chicken wings. You know what time its. Lookin to get muh Chicken Blumpkin on Bitch.
Blumpkin Chicken
Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin
"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."
"Only in Arkansas."