chicken fucking shit
A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.
'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit
Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties
An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"