Chicken Hands
1. Lyric in a Tupac Song "Hanging out the window/Acting up/Using my CHICKEN HANDS with you doing so much..."
2. Hands used to handle something carefully.
2. Hands used to handle something carefully.
"Son, please use your chicken hands while handling these china dishes"
Chicken skin hand job
When you use cooked chicken skin during a hand job. Sometimes it results in increased calorie intake for both parties.
I got a chicken skin hand job during dinner tonight.
Right-Hand Chicken
A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.
Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."
Chicken in your hand
The act of masturbating.
(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
Fried Chicken Hand Shake
When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.