chicken hatch
The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.
We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"
We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"
chicken hatch
Counting chickens before they hatch
When you call something yours before you have it
The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch
don't count your chickens before they hatch
You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.
Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.