Adrian minute
when someone says they'll be back in a minute but they end up taking hours to get back
Adrian: I'll be back, give me a minute. Start the match without me
also Adrian: *comes back with a diploma, his new wife and kids, and a new dog*\\
friends: looks like he took an Adrian minute
also Adrian: *comes back with a diploma, his new wife and kids, and a new dog*\\
friends: looks like he took an Adrian minute