chili cheese burrito
When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.
That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!