Chilver
A word used to prove that something rhymes with silver.
"Actually, chilver, a newborn or young female lamb, rhymes with silver. Moron."
Chilvering
When a manager decides to add pointless jobs to the end of a shift with the intention of maximising time spent at work and minimising time spent at home with his wife.
Employee: “We’re done, time to go home”
Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”
Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”
Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”
Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”
chilver
an Old English term referring to a newborn lamb or sheep.
the mother sheep sheltered the chilver from the snow.
Chilver
Means an intricate sex position.
Silver used the chilver position with Rachael at the lawn.
Chilvers
Someone who isnt but might as well be autistic and paranoid about everything and everyone laughs at him/her.
haha he's such a chilvers
chilvers
A person who is extremely awkward, often trips over himself and bangs his head on things. Acts retarded but isnt actually a retard.
Mr bump is such a chilvers
Chilvered
An old saying used frequently in Hull when a fish Filleter made it to third base with one of the local Pattie slappers.
“I can’t believe Lorraine got Chilvered by Paul last night !”