Chinese Chili
Synonymous/slang for diarrhea, similar to making a mushroom.
Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!
Chinese chili dog
The act of shitting on a Chinese woman's chest and proceeding to titty fuck her.
I totally gave that girl a Chinese chili dog.