Chinese Cupcake
When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth
You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake
chinese cupcakes
a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"
My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time