Chinese Speedragon
When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper
Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet