Chinowhore
A chinowhore is a person who believes that chinos are the best invention in fashion since the dawn of the shirt.
A football game:
"You know what I'm gonna wear... chinos"
A party:
"You know what I'm gonna wear... chinos"
An interview
"You know what I'm gonna wear... chinos"
Response:
"Dude... you chinowhore"
"You know what I'm gonna wear... chinos"
A party:
"You know what I'm gonna wear... chinos"
An interview
"You know what I'm gonna wear... chinos"
Response:
"Dude... you chinowhore"