Chipsn
Chipsn (verb): The art of devouring a bag of chips with the grace and subtlety of a herd of stampeding elephants, usually executed right after stumbling home from a wild night of drinking. It's a symphony of crunches and crinkles, a culinary performance that's as entertaining as it is messy. The louder you munch, the more legendary your 'chipsn' status becomes. Bonus points for leaving chip crumbs as evidence of your late-night culinary masterpiece.
Person A (drunk and on the phone with friends): "Hey, guys, I'm back home, just making some rice!"
Sounds of clattering dishes, slamming of cabinet
doors, and loud crunching noises
Person B (on the phone with Person A): "Wait, what's that crunchy sound? That doesn't sound like rice."
Person A (sheepishly): "Um, I'm chipsn."
Sounds of clattering dishes, slamming of cabinet
doors, and loud crunching noises
Person B (on the phone with Person A): "Wait, what's that crunchy sound? That doesn't sound like rice."
Person A (sheepishly): "Um, I'm chipsn."