Chitrash
A sore and irritating condition localised to the face caused by an acutely stubbly man whispering politics in your mouth. Not uniquely localised to the 'upper' lips.
"Hey, did you see Ella's face?"
"Yeah man, she looks like she exfoliated with a belt-sander!"
"Nah, it's just Chitrash"
"Yeah man, she looks like she exfoliated with a belt-sander!"
"Nah, it's just Chitrash"