chivalry clusterfuck
When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.
A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?
B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!
B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!