chlamyphilis
The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.
Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.