Chloella Cumshot

The most pathetic creature in all of the United States. It's had sex with nearly 60 men (and possibly women) and it's uterus is rotting out due to over exposure. The creature (still in teen years) likes to experiment with many drugs including Dope, Cocaine, Weed, and Herion. Pills are a possibility. The creature will act like a five-year-old in many cases and thinks laxatives are the next big thing. Refrain from becoming friends with this piece of Sh*t because it will only use you for what you want and make you do thing so it will stop whining. Avoid even making eye contact.