chlorzoxazone
Chlorzoxazone (klor-ZOX-a-zone) combination medicine is used to help relax certain muscles in your body and relieve the pain and discomfort caused by strains, sprains, or injuries. It also tends to relieve mental discomfort and is used for recreational purposes to take away pain, stress and depression. It's pretty fun stuff when taken in larger doses ESPECIALLY with alcohol.
BOB: I heard about your breakup....how'd you do last night?
TED: I took some chlorzoxazone before the party & I'd never felt better!
TED: I took some chlorzoxazone before the party & I'd never felt better!