CHOAP
The soap bubbles that hide in between a man's testicles and his asshole and are commonly discovered only after completely drying off post-shower.
Woman shouting from the other room: "Why are you showering twice?!"
Man from shower "I'm not! Rinsed too fast and missed so much choap it looks like I have nut-rabies!"
Man from shower "I'm not! Rinsed too fast and missed so much choap it looks like I have nut-rabies!"