Chocblock

When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.

I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

俚语	choc-block
释义	Chocblock When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate. I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit. Chocblocked When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS! "I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..." "Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!" "For real."
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