choccy finger

when you shove you finger up your arse and wave it under your friend's nose while he is asleep

Someone who, without permission, spanks himself, pushes his fingers up his rectum, and delivers it to girls (who have boyfriends). Additionally, this imaginary man savours every drop of his own "mozzerella cheese" with gusto. This special therater kid is such a pleasure to be around !! (probably likes young girls and boys).