Chocolate beyblade
The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.
Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.
Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.