Chocolate Cheese Grater
When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.