Chocolate Chicken

This is a very elusive beast that has been known to terrorize college dorms. It is know for pulling catastrophic pranks and make clucking noises at night without being caught. Its only known arch enemy is the "Butcher".

A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.

This is a substance that really fat people order at fast food restaurants or places that serve meals and is exactly what it sounds like. Chicken dipped in chocolate. The individuals that consume Chocolate Covered Chicken or "CCC" for short, are usually obese.