Chocolate Diamond

The act of shoving rock candy up one's anus, then defecating on another's chest.

When sleeping on the bottom bunk and the top bunk occupier takes a shit and it slides down the blinds to the bottom bunkbed.

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.

An urban term that refers to when any male, Puerto Rican or darker, is "seeding" a woman. Often times this is heard backstage at Ruben Studdard concerts or at the house of any of the Kardashians.

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.