Chocolate Frostbite
The affliction one receives from performing anal sex on a corpse in the morgue.
Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.