Chocolate hitchhiker
The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.
"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".