chocolate lava cake
A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.
I gave that chick a mad Chocolate Lava Cake. It was tangy.
Chocolate lava cake
When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.
I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.
chocolate lava crunch cake
the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)