Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

Chocolate Moose

When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...

Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.

chocolate moose

when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!

im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!

Chocolate Moose Knucle

A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion

Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle.

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

俚语	chocolate moose
释义	Chocolate Moose When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick! Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight! Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose! Chad : Ohh Nice! Chocolate Moose When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face... Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline. chocolate moose when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert! im so glad we decicded to make dessert together! Chocolate Moose Knucle A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle. chocolate moose pie when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night. Man 2: How nasty? Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie Man 2: You sick fuck. Chocolate Moose When you take a shit and then sit on their face. MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit? Coltsdaman: Yes MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose Chocolate moose What ladies get from wiping back to front. Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
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