Chocolate Pancaking

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

To fill a woman's ass with syrup then the man sucks it out. the man just might eat a couple of chocolate chips in the process.

A dish best served NOT cold. Scholars have often labeled "the most delicious food that man has endeavoured". Is often served at the Sheridan household.

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.

Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.