chocolate raccoon
A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
Chocolate Raccoon
When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.