chocolate spider
Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.
I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.
chocolate spider
Another name for asshole
"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."
chocolate spider
After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.
She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.
Chocolate spider
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My wife had a cracking chocolate spider
Chocolate Spider Web
When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
chocolate spider web of doom
Another name for dirt tracking someone
"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"