Chocolate Whopper
A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.
Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.
chocolate whopper shards
An exclamation of joy,or excitement. used light heartedly,or sarcasticly to avoid being formal. Originated after a young male won a dart game by hitting 3 bullseyes with 2 darts, and had just eaten some chocolate whopper candies. The shards was added because he is a tweeker, or meth head.
"Chocolate whopper shards!", Bobby shouted when he won the game.