Choculation
n.- "Meditation in the presence of food causing the secretion of choculatory fluids at an increased rate." A good choculama can choculate for extended periods of time, even out of the physical presence of food. To reach choculation, one passes through the divine. Another way to reach this divine is through starvation, though that is sacrilegious.
After visiting Fat Man's Row, ordering a tub of chicken, a quarter pounder with cheese and two stuft burritos, I almost experienced choculation.
choculate
v. - the act of choculation
I choculated at Burger King after smelling and eating the delicious burgers.
choculism
The religion of Choculus Christ. "the affirmation in a religious belief that places pizza at the pinnacle of power," (the holy trinity: Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Papa Johns) and that good and tasty food is sacred. "The belief that food is the supreme form of all knowlege" and physical pleasure. The only sacrament is Choculation, the nirvana of Choculism, related to the orgasm. This religion's seat of power is in Fat Man's Row (Arby's, Wendy's, KFC and Taco Bell).
I have recently converted from Catholicism to Choculism, that is why I cannot partake with you in this low-carb feast.
Count Choculitis
Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.
(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
Dwight: Count choculitis...
Jim: Sounds tough.
Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Jim: Sounds tough.
Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
count choculitis
A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.
Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!