Chode Monkey
One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.
Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey
Chode Monkey
Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
Infuser is a chode Monkey
Chode Monkey
A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.
“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.
Chode Monkey
Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.
"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"
"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"
"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"
Monkey Chode
Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?
Geriant: My dick!!
Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
Geriant: My dick!!
Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!