Choke on a nickel
Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.
Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.