Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

Choke the Chicken

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

Choking the chicken

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"

Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

choking the chicken

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

choke the chicken

see masturbate

choke the chicken

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

俚语	choke the chicken
释义	Choke the Chicken means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example. I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken. Choke the Chicken 1. Slang term for "masturbation." 2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background. "I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'" Choking the chicken Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on" Example; Yo, what's up man? Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho? W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life. choking the chicken another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny Donny choking the chicken too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc. I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up. choke the chicken see masturbate choke the chicken A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night
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