choke-the-monkey
Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)
Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.
Choke the monkey
Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.
"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."
"Way to much information, man..."
"Way to much information, man..."
Choke the monkey
Vulgar masturbation
Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!
choking your monkey
Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!