choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

俚语	choke the monkey
释义	choke-the-monkey Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey) Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey. Choke the monkey Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead. "Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey." "Way to much information, man..." Choke the monkey Vulgar masturbation Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb! choking your monkey Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on. Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop looks around the room choking your monkey. Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
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