Choking the Goat
To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.
Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
choke a goat
The phrase to describe strangling a goat to get it to stop eating you or your clothing.
sally: daddyy! this goat is biting me!
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.
choke a goat
smoke a cig, scrofe gofe, choke goat, cheef grit.
When I drink my 40 I like to choke a goat.