Cholacorn
A mystical creature much like a unicorn. This creature was born in the streets of mexico and is an excellent dancer. It constantly threats people with it's scissors and is apparently pure because it partly a unicorn.
Asian: "Man, why is there so many black chicks at this school?"
Mexican chick passes by
Asian: "Oh shit, a Cholacorn!"
Mexican chick passes by
Asian: "Oh shit, a Cholacorn!"