cholecystitis
When your gallbladder says fuck you and swells up after eating fatty foods and getting clogged by a gallstone. Doc says I been eating too much fried food. I got cholecystitis. Fuck this shit, it hurts.
Me: My doctor says I got Cholecystitis. I got to eat healthy now.
Tyrone: Fuck that. Lets go to popeyes.
Tyrone: Fuck that. Lets go to popeyes.