cholmes
even more ethnic variation of holmes, mostly derogatory. you might call your homey "holmes" but you would only call someone you didn't respect a cholmes.
That dude is a cholmes.
Hey get away from my girl cholmes.
Hey get away from my girl cholmes.
Cholm
Noun - A person, or group of people, that are incapable of having original thoughts and/or exhibit social ineptitude.
Verb - The act of embracing ignorance with or without conscious realization.
Verb - The act of embracing ignorance with or without conscious realization.
"The CEO of Morgan Stanley asked the lecture hall if we had any questions. This cholm stood up and asked him what his favorite vape juice was."
Cholmes
A sexy beast who doesn't know it. Always laughs at unfunny shit but never makes good jokes. A thick mamma jamma with the caboose of a latina woman in JC Penny jeans walking down main street at 1:00 AM drunkenly stumbling from the bar to the uber, only for her to upchuck her leftover alfredo she got at Olive Garden and ate before she left. Now you have to clean that shit up which will take a fucking eternity. Loves to kill pets. Tries to kill dogs, yet always unsuccessful. Needs a haircut. A Cameron as well as a Holmes.
Of course I'm awesome, I'm a Cholmes!