Chomming
When your chowing on down but also nomming on some nom noms a bunch
Look over there at that meat dogger chomming on them burger steaks
Chom chom
Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms
Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.
Chom chom
Banana
I went to the market for some chom choms.
Chom Choms
The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.
Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.
Chom chom
A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.
I'm making a strawberry chom chom smoothie. You want one?
Chom, chom
A form of procrastination used to disguise incorrect reasoning or logic. See Bullshit
"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"
"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc
"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc
Chom
n. Dumb mammal. Big idiot.
-Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom.