Chonkin
North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.
Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.
Chonkin
Chonkin, chonkin chonkin. Chonkin chonkin.
Chonkin!
chonkin
Not knowing what someone is talking about because they have been smoking (weed) too much.
Perhaps secretly in the closet.
Perhaps secretly in the closet.
I dont know what you are chonkin' about.
Chonkining
Slang for becoming 500+ lbs (becoming chonky)
Did those people just chonkining?
Chonkinate
(Chonkinate)
Give something a cute "Chonk face".
Give something a cute "Chonk face".
Time to chonkinate this picture.