Chooban
(noun): The act of masturbating while taking a shit.
"Hey, I was just taking a chooban, what's up?"
"I was just in the bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me was totally doing a chooban."
"I was just in the bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me was totally doing a chooban."
chooban
A slang term referring to the Roman emperor Choobanicus. Can be used in a complimentary fashion (as Choobanicus was a great man). Can also be used in a derogatory manner.
Complimentary: "Hey maw, you're a chooban!", said Munky.
Derogatory: "Fuck off, chooban!", said the posh twat from the Pirates! review.
Derogatory: "Fuck off, chooban!", said the posh twat from the Pirates! review.
chooban
Someone who talks about a subject they clearly know nothing about
Check out this chooban! Who uses the return-key in a videogame?