Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

俚语	chopped sausage
释义	Chopped Sausage Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten. It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once. Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit. Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game. It is a damn good choice too. Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal? Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!! Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke? Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!
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