Chop that seat
When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"
Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."